‘If I go down on my gennies, it’s over.’ Actor-comedian Rob Riggle (‘The Daily Show,’ The Hangover) checked in to talk about his upcoming movies and brand new Comedy Central special. [AUDIO]

‘I think we can compete for a Cup this year and if we win it, that’s fabulous – if we don’t, we’re right back at it in September.’ Washington Capitals general manager George McPhee called to talk about yesterday’s moves and the NHL trade deadline. [AUDIO] BONUS: Meet the four newest Capitals. [LINK]

‘I think it’s gonna be the little indie that could – The Hurt Locker.’ E! film critic Ben Lyons checked in with his picks for Sunday night’s Oscars. [AUDIO]

‘I’m funny. Ha-ha.’ The legendary Joan Rivers called to talk about E!’s Fashion Police: The 2010 Academy Awards, season two of How’d You Get So Rich?, and the award-winning documentary Joan Rivers: A Piece Of Work. [AUDIO] Joan Rivers; Fri., Apr. 23; Avalon Theatre; Easton, MD. [TICKETS]

From Bad Chad to Chad the Dad, from Chad the Loner to Chad the Teammate, from Chad the Outsider to Chad the Hall of Famer. Speed skater Chad Hedrick, a two-time Olympian and five-time medalist, called to talk about his celebrated career and subsequent retirement. [AUDIO]

February 2010

‘We made the sheets up funny… so we could tell if they slept on our bed.” Fresh off his Oprah appearance, former John Edwards aide Andrew Young gave us a call to talk about The Politician: An Insider’s Account of John Edwards's Pursuit of the Presidency and the Scandal That Brought Him Down. [AUDIO]

America’s Doctor is in! Dr. Mehmet Oz gave us a call and well, outside of some Bruce Springsteen and Frank Torre talk, spoke a lot about genitalia. [AUDIO] ‘The Dr. Oz Show’ airs at 4:00 p.m. on WUSA-9/CBS and at 3:00 p.m. on WTVR/CBS 6.

Life goals aren’t for everyone. Former ad man Steve Dildarian checked in to talk about The Life & Times of Tim or what will no longer be the funniest show you’ve never heard of or you’re not watching. [AUDIO]

‘Good friends (we’ve got that!), good whiskey (we’ve got that!), and good lovin’ (alright, Diane, you’re gonna have to be a little open to this one…).’ Comedian Bert Kreischer stopped by, cradling a bottle of Jameson and wearing a shirt. He left—without both. [AUDIO 1] [AUDIO 2] [AUDIO 3] Bert Kreischer; Thurs., February 18 – Sun., February 21; DC Improv; Washington, DC. [TICKETS]

‘Well, what I really ought to be doing is frakking you’: Rep. Eric Massa, D-N.Y., details ‘salty’ talk, slams Dem leaders, resigns from Congress. [STORY] BONUS: EITM political correspondent Patricia Murphy checks in; Elliot helps her with her column. [AUDIO] UPDATE: Hmm… where did I hear this this morning?

Mo’Nique explains why she has an open marriage, hairy legs. (Please note that it’s a comma, not a colon.) [STORY] BTW: Is it true that black men prefer their women not to shave? [E-MAIL] BONUS: Russ Parr of the 'The Russ Parr Morning Show', a black man, chimes in. [AUDIO]

February 2010

Get out your pencils! #2, please. We’re taking the NFL Combine Wonderlic Personnel Test. [AUDIO]

Los Angeles County declines to force condom use in porn films. [STORY] BONUS: Who better to discuss Tuesday’s ruling than Clear Channel traffic and resident porn guy ZoomZoom “I have a separate hard drive for it” Moonchild. [AUDIO]